A slime shop where a portion of every sale is donated to a charity of your choice. Custom slimes available upon request

SLIME JOKES


SLIME JOKES BY SUNSTREAK SLIMES
(click on each to reveal answer)


What is a slime's favorite pet?Gluerrilla

What did the slime say to the other slime?I'LL GET YOU NEXT SLIME

What is a slime's favorite sport?Goopball.

What slime does a kitten like to play with?Fishbowl slime.

Why did the slime take the elevator?It kept sliding down the escalator.

Why did the slime get sent to prison?It was a slimeball.

What did the chicken say to the slime that crossed the road?That was quite a stretch!
... slimes can't walk... get it?

Why are people always happy when playing with slime?There is a smile in every slime.

Why was the Ocean slime sad?It had the blues.

Why did the snake sit on a lime?It wanted to make Ssslime.




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